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I used to be a really nice person. I swear I did.

What the hell happened?

Date: 2004-07-13 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orfeo517.livejournal.com
I wouldn't dare let Cinnamon read my journal. He's too young:)

Date: 2004-07-13 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com
Keep deluding yourself. Deep down you know every time you turn your head, he's surfing the net for kitty porn.

Date: 2004-07-13 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orfeo517.livejournal.com
You mean purrrnography?

I did see a link to kitty S and M, but I thought it probably stood for something like smiles and miracles. My image of Cinnamon is completely shattered.

This reminds me of one of Steve Martin's old stand-up acts in which he said he found out his cat was embezzling from him. His cat, disguised as him, went to the bank and took out all of his money. He found out when he came home and found $3000 worth of cat toys in the living room.

Date: 2004-07-13 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com
See, the cats I know wouldn't stop with the cat toys. We're talking gourmet kitty treats and pimp hats... lots of pimp hats. Have you ever seen that episode of South Park where Cartman's cat is in heat and throws a wild party? They walk in and the cats are doing lines of catnip.

Date: 2004-07-13 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orfeo517.livejournal.com
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen most of the South Park episodes. I do love it when kitty tries to beg from Cartman, and Cartman starts yelling at him. I guess that's in a very early episode.

Date: 2004-07-13 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com
No kitty that's MAH pot pie!!

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