This is not your father's Catwoman... or the Catwoman of anyone you know, for that matter.

[kellinator]

Last night I saw another of those damnable ads for that steaming pile of shit that is being advertised under the name "Catwoman." Since Halle Berry in S&M gear and Benjamin Bratt wondering if Law and Order might rehire him obviously has nothing to do with the Catwoman we all know and love, I thought we should take matters into our own hands.

[Poll #318597]

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[taybar19.livejournal.com]

Here is another question. Who do you think would have been the best actress to play catwoman?

[kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com]

Ploonk.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

The best actresses for the role are, in Follywood's opinion, too old:

Anjelica Huston

Susan Sarandon

Kathleen Turner

Damn...there's one other I'm thinking of, I can see her face in my mind but can't remember her name at the moment. :-(


That said, however, I have very fond memories of how delightfully twisted Winona Ryder was in Beetlejuice, not to mention how absolutely perfect Christina Ricci was as Wednesday Addams. I'd definitely give either of them a chance as Catwoman (who is one of my all-time faves!!), and they're both young enough still.

Really, I can't imagine what the hell Hollywood was thinking. And I'm not just talking about casting Halle Berry in the role, either. I mean, in the comic books Catwoman could do anything humans could do and anything cats could do. But the previews of this abyssmal movie show Catwoman executing moves that look like they belong in a Matrix flick. *rolls her eyes, disgusted*