Me screw up big time

[kellinator]

This morning, I slept through my alarm.

Then I tripped on the cat and spilled orange juice everywhere.

Then my students invoked the ten-minute rule and took off before I got there.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Comments

[yendi]

Then my students invoked the ten-minute rule and took off before I got there.

You could always invoke the "Emory doesn't have a ten-minute rule" rule on them. Assuming they care about their grades in the first place.