Me screw up big time

[kellinator]

This morning, I slept through my alarm.

Then I tripped on the cat and spilled orange juice everywhere.

Then my students invoked the ten-minute rule and took off before I got there.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Comments

[yendi]

Then my students invoked the ten-minute rule and took off before I got there.

You could always invoke the "Emory doesn't have a ten-minute rule" rule on them. Assuming they care about their grades in the first place.

[traumedy.livejournal.com]

Then my students invoked the ten-minute rule and took off before I got there.

That's why I have no such rule. Whenever I get there, if they are there, then great. If not, they are absent. If they miss more than 5% of total class time, they are dropped.

Fail them!

[jonnyx.livejournal.com]

Fail them all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[fateclotho.livejournal.com]

Oh come on guys! The ten minute rule is half the joy. You get to hold the teachers/profs to some of the same rules as you. That and you know they enjoyed the hell out of the unexpected free time. Look on the bright side of it. You unintentionally made a lot of people happy all at once.