Remember the old lady in The Thorn Birds?

[kellinator]

This morning on the bus I saw a really cute guy, started checking him out, noticed his textbooks, realized exactly how young he was, and for the first time in my life felt like a dirty old woman.

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Re: bitter pills choking

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Now that I'm doing the 24/19 thing, I find that I feel like The Amazing Lecherous Woman whenever I actually realize just how young The Boy is. Fortunately, he's more of a grown up than I am most of the time, so I don't notice so much. In my life, it's been the boys who are older than me who jerk me around and mess with my head. My newest rule is "no dating freakin' retards who mess with my head." I hope it will serve me well.

Re: bitter pills choking

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That's a rule I think I need to adopt...