For my own amusement
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kellinatorGood things about being single:
** No snoring.
** I can trash the apartment if I wanna.
** If the sheets are dirty, who cares?
** Your vibrator never has a headache
** No one bitches at you if you want to sleep in a stained, holey t-shirt advertising shitty beer
** No one steals the covers
** No one bitches at you for stealing the covers
** Lying on the floor drinking too much cider and watching Homicide? A perfectly valid evening's entertainment
** And no one there to get annoyed if you start pontificating on the hotness of Richard Belzer
** Guarantees no one will eat all your ice cream in the middle of the night
** Spend the money you would have spent on Valentine's and anniversary on something ludicrously expensive for yourself
** No snoring.
** I can trash the apartment if I wanna.
** If the sheets are dirty, who cares?
** Your vibrator never has a headache
** No one bitches at you if you want to sleep in a stained, holey t-shirt advertising shitty beer
** No one steals the covers
** No one bitches at you for stealing the covers
** Lying on the floor drinking too much cider and watching Homicide? A perfectly valid evening's entertainment
** And no one there to get annoyed if you start pontificating on the hotness of Richard Belzer
** Guarantees no one will eat all your ice cream in the middle of the night
** Spend the money you would have spent on Valentine's and anniversary on something ludicrously expensive for yourself
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Date: 2003-06-04 02:43 pm (UTC)More stuff....
Date: 2003-06-05 02:34 pm (UTC)** You never fight over the use of the computer.
** You don't have to smack anyone for repeatedly saying how hot J.Lo is.
** No dirty underwear in the living room.
** The only person that you have to worry about getting home late is yourself.
Re: More stuff....
Date: 2003-06-05 02:43 pm (UTC)** Picking movies at Blockbuster is much faster.
** You're the only person who gets to yell at your cat
** You can prance around the house naked without having your body critiqued
** Don't have to tactfully pretend not to notice anyone else's porn collection
Re: More stuff....
Date: 2003-06-06 05:37 am (UTC)