For my own amusement

[kellinator]

Good things about being single:

** No snoring.
** I can trash the apartment if I wanna.
** If the sheets are dirty, who cares?
** Your vibrator never has a headache
** No one bitches at you if you want to sleep in a stained, holey t-shirt advertising shitty beer
** No one steals the covers
** No one bitches at you for stealing the covers
** Lying on the floor drinking too much cider and watching Homicide? A perfectly valid evening's entertainment
** And no one there to get annoyed if you start pontificating on the hotness of Richard Belzer
** Guarantees no one will eat all your ice cream in the middle of the night
** Spend the money you would have spent on Valentine's and anniversary on something ludicrously expensive for yourself

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Looking forward to all of the above! (Except the Kiddo will probably eat my ice cream.)

More stuff....

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

** More smoke for yourself.
** You never fight over the use of the computer.
** You don't have to smack anyone for repeatedly saying how hot J.Lo is.
** No dirty underwear in the living room.
** The only person that you have to worry about getting home late is yourself.

Re: More stuff....

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

** No one bitching about not wanting to watch Survivor
** Picking movies at Blockbuster is much faster.
** You're the only person who gets to yell at your cat
** You can prance around the house naked without having your body critiqued
** Don't have to tactfully pretend not to notice anyone else's porn collection

Re: More stuff....

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

You really have to see Coupling. I'll have to buy the DVD so we can have a viewing.