For all my fellow Tennesseans, past and present...

[kellinator]

My mom just emailed me this:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor show, Tennessee is planning to do its own, entitled............ "Survivor-Tennessee Style."

The contestants will start in Jackson, travel up to Big Sandy and on to Grinders Switch and Hohenwald. Then they will head over to Pulaski and down to Fayetteville and over to Monteagle. From there they will proceed up to Tracy City, then back around through Rock Island, Smithville,.....and finally end up in Carthage.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. The Vols suck. Vote YES for an income tax. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one that makes it to Carthage alive, wins.

Good luck to all contestants.

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

I think it's funny as hell, and not just because I'm a Tennessee escapee. My godson works in the state house, and was subject to all those idiots driving around the block honking their horns against the income tax. He loved this one.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I hate to ask a stupid question, but is Stephen your godson?

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yep. And so is scarcrest Yes, they have the same birthday. And yes, they are two and one years older than I am, respectively. It's a really long story. :)

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard some of it... would you mock me mercilessly if I told you I've always thought Stephen was kind of cute? *ducks*