new theory

[kellinator]

After talking to my cousin and observing pretty much everyone I know, I'm convinced that the only reason any of us bother to grow up and get "real" jobs is because we want rolly chairs. Because, you know, it's all about the rolly chairs.

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Rolling chairs aren't everything...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

There's a lot to be said about business cards, too. Especially when you can use them to win free lunch in restaurant drawings (not that I've ever won).

Re: Rolling chairs aren't everything...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

BUSINESS CARDS!!!! You are so not fucking kidding. When I got my "real" job, I immediately requested business cards, even though I didn't really think I'd need 'em, to pass out to friends and family. "Look! I have a real job! The little card says so!!"