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[kellinator]

Some guy on a web-based personal-ad service just emailed me to say I need to lose 50 pounds and get a new face.

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[vidicon.livejournal.com]

Ah. You signed up for the "free abuse" service.

Threaten to sue the service for subjecting you to emotional trauma. Ought to be good for a couple of laughs.

And then just buy the guy a membership to the North American Man-Boy Love Association, with the literature shipped to his work address, and move on.

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