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[kellinator]

Some guy on a web-based personal-ad service just emailed me to say I need to lose 50 pounds and get a new face.

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[nanbear.livejournal.com]

Men who want women to lose weight should look in a mirror themselves. I'd love to see the Elle McPherson who's hanging around just waiting for him to pick her up.

Ignore him. What's he doing on e-web if he's got all these women hanging around him?

[vidicon.livejournal.com]

Ah. You signed up for the "free abuse" service.

Threaten to sue the service for subjecting you to emotional trauma. Ought to be good for a couple of laughs.

And then just buy the guy a membership to the North American Man-Boy Love Association, with the literature shipped to his work address, and move on.

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Gob shite...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

I like the suggestion for signing him up for the Freaks R Us mailing list that someone else mentioned. Too bad you don't know this asswipe's address (I'd assume). Nan's right that he's probably echoing his own insecurities. My guess is he had his little chuckle and went back to terrorizing livestock (or swine, if his name was Jonathan).

During my brief membership at the online site you suggested to me, I never got around to posting a picture. Partly for this very reason, partly because I'm still a bit paranoid (despite having my name and photo up here) after havin been stalked in the past.

For what it's worth ... this and a beer's worth of money will buy you a beer ... I still think you're beautiful.

("Gob" being Irish slang for "mouth," and you know what "shite" means ... a nice little term I picked up from the comic Blue Monday.)