How to look like a flake

[kellinator]

Make a call from the computer lab at your workplace, the Emory University English Department, where you do "very important work," to Crystal Blue and ask them what sign the moon is in.

When they have trouble finding it and get really confused, get really nervous that one of your colleagues is going to walk in just in time to hear you say something like "Don't pull that shit on me, I know damn well that Mercury's not retrograde today."

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[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

Off the tope of my head at four thirty in the morning after a night of dancing, I can't think of one.

But I'll definitely get back to you on that one. OK.

=)

Muah!