How to look like a flake

[kellinator]

Make a call from the computer lab at your workplace, the Emory University English Department, where you do "very important work," to Crystal Blue and ask them what sign the moon is in.

When they have trouble finding it and get really confused, get really nervous that one of your colleagues is going to walk in just in time to hear you say something like "Don't pull that shit on me, I know damn well that Mercury's not retrograde today."

Comments

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Where do you find that? I was looking all over the Net before I gave up and called. It's easy enough to find the moon phase (just look in the sky), but the Zodiac sign the moon is in is harder. Do you know of a website? I'd be ever so grateful.

Re:

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

Off the tope of my head at four thirty in the morning after a night of dancing, I can't think of one.

But I'll definitely get back to you on that one. OK.

=)

Muah!