The job hunt

[kellinator]

My friends are now encouraging me to apply for positions as a love slave.

This wasn't the kind of encouragement I had in mind, guys...

Comments

*smirk*

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

the pay is low but the benefits are outstanding?

For something that might actually be useful, you might try iso_work.

Re: *smirk*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

What? You can work from home, the hours are flexible (and you'd better be, too) and you just have to lay around on your bed. I think it is an ideal career. :)

Besides, you don't get to decide what kind of encouragement you receive, as long as it is encouraging. Them's the rules.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

And hey, I'd get exercise, too!

[deza.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. I've had people try to sell me as one before...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, getting auctioned can do wonders for your self-esteem.

Re:

[deza.livejournal.com]

Only if it's done with your permission...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, that goes without saying!

Re:

[deza.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily, with some of the people I used to hang out with.

Did find out that I have an approximate value of $25K on the black market, though...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Holy [bleep]. That makes me wanna go all Anita Blake on someone's ass (and not in a good way).

[sallerina.livejournal.com]

"positions"?

sorry... SORRY...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't even think of that... Good one!

[stoobydoo.livejournal.com]

I have a position open for a male love slave, but that doesn't do you any good...

Sorry...

=D

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Nope... Another rule of Atlanta, all the cute boys are gay.

[drmustin.livejournal.com]

i object to that! one way or the other...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Straight boys are more than welcome to try to prove me wrong.

[stoobydoo.livejournal.com]

They sure are - which is SO good for me...

Besides, we already have a strong applicant who is moving up in the rankings as we speak...

=)