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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2002-08-07 05:23 pm

The job hunt

My friends are now encouraging me to apply for positions as a love slave.

This wasn't the kind of encouragement I had in mind, guys...

*smirk*

[identity profile] wolfieboy.livejournal.com 2002-08-07 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
the pay is low but the benefits are outstanding?

For something that might actually be useful, you might try [livejournal.com profile] iso_work.

Re: *smirk*

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] tikimama.livejournal.com 2002-08-07 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You can work from home, the hours are flexible (and you'd better be, too) and you just have to lay around on your bed. I think it is an ideal career. :)

Besides, you don't get to decide what kind of encouragement you receive, as long as it is encouraging. Them's the rules.

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
And hey, I'd get exercise, too!

[identity profile] deza.livejournal.com 2002-08-07 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be worse. I've had people try to sell me as one before...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, getting auctioned can do wonders for your self-esteem.

Re:

[identity profile] deza.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Only if it's done with your permission...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that goes without saying!

Re:

[identity profile] deza.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Not necessarily, with some of the people I used to hang out with.

Did find out that I have an approximate value of $25K on the black market, though...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy [bleep]. That makes me wanna go all Anita Blake on someone's ass (and not in a good way).

[identity profile] sallerina.livejournal.com 2002-08-07 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"positions"?

sorry... SORRY...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I didn't even think of that... Good one!

[identity profile] stoobydoo.livejournal.com 2002-08-07 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a position open for a male love slave, but that doesn't do you any good...

Sorry...

=D

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope... Another rule of Atlanta, all the cute boys are gay.

[identity profile] drmustin.livejournal.com 2002-08-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i object to that! one way or the other...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Straight boys are more than welcome to try to prove me wrong.

[identity profile] stoobydoo.livejournal.com 2002-08-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
They sure are - which is SO good for me...

Besides, we already have a strong applicant who is moving up in the rankings as we speak...

=)