The Morning Karma Report

[kellinator]

This morning I...

** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20

Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.

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[mybelle.livejournal.com]

"The Morning Karma Report
This morning I...

** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10 (+10)
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1 (bringing back honking +6)
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2 (+8 for using the phrase well)
** said "fuck" a lot: -2 (Automatic +7)
** was late to work: -20 (Work is overrated +5)"

Grand New Total: 29

Conclusion: Good thing you got out of bed or you woouldn't have all these fucking points! One man's idea of hell is another man's heaven :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think!!