The Morning Karma Report
Jun. 20th, 2002 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorThis morning I...
** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20
Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.
** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20
Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.
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Date: 2002-06-20 06:48 am (UTC)PARTY IN KELLINATOR'S BED!!!!!!!
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How many points do I get for referring to someone with a wandering eye as having a "cookie monster" eye?
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Date: 2002-06-20 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-20 10:05 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-06-20 10:45 am (UTC)Your dog is so cute. What's his/her name?
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Date: 2002-06-20 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-20 04:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-20 06:42 pm (UTC)This morning I...
** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10 (+10)
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1 (bringing back honking +6)
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2 (+8 for using the phrase well)
** said "fuck" a lot: -2 (Automatic +7)
** was late to work: -20 (Work is overrated +5)"
Grand New Total: 29
Conclusion: Good thing you got out of bed or you woouldn't have all these fucking points! One man's idea of hell is another man's heaven :)
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I hate Duke
Date: 2002-06-20 09:34 pm (UTC)