Pretentious fucks of the world unite

[kellinator]

I just noticed a piece of modern artwork on the wall at the library.

It was kind of interesting, so I leaned over to take a closer look, and that's when I saw the placard with the title, price, and "creative constructionist."

For those whom the term artiste isn't quite pretentious enough...

Comments

[disaster75.livejournal.com]

i once had an army recruiter tell me i could be all i could be as a
petroleum distrubution specialist

[alera.livejournal.com]

Is that pumping gas??

Re:

[disaster75.livejournal.com]

yes indeedy...

i am:
a vertically challenged and pigment defeciant

HeHeHe!

[faybee.livejournal.com]

5'5" if you're an inch Michael, hehehe, but we all still love ya'! A petroleum distrubution specialist??? LOL, I could see that, but oh, you'd be such a lil' cutie at doing it. Aww... it would be as cute as your lil' blueberry suit, hehe. Later Kiddo!