well...lucky for you there's free porn GALORE on the internet chica!
So that takes care of one problem...
Tipsy...well, why half ass it? Just go ahead and get sloshed because THEN you won't feel lonely...all of a sudden you are all the friend you'll ever need...and simple events such as going to the bathroom...or popping into a chatroom...become such lively and stimulating events.
Or I'm available if you're on AIM:) ladybartenfeld
It rocks! You don't have to share your alcohol with anyone, odn't have to deal with some man's backtalk and you sure don't have to deal with mkaing anyone breakfast in the morning! woohoo!
I stay away from your journal for a few weeks and look what I miss...no wonder you wanted to call tonight (ha ha). By the way, the other comment made me chuckle (as if you would ever make breakfast or share your alcohol). (ha ha again)
Kellinator, I think you may now be worthy of the only major spot of wisdom I have about men. email me if you are interested in hearing, but I can't put it online for everyone. Not everyone gets to be a sex goddess.
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I've been there...
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Date: 2002-03-19 07:37 pm (UTC)So that takes care of one problem...
Tipsy...well, why half ass it? Just go ahead and get sloshed because THEN you won't feel lonely...all of a sudden you are all the friend you'll ever need...and simple events such as going to the bathroom...or popping into a chatroom...become such lively and stimulating events.
Or I'm available if you're on AIM:) ladybartenfeld
Hell no!
Date: 2002-03-19 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
-A
hmm...