I have a very sheltered husband.

[kellinator]

So James and I are discussing how my butt looks in a pair of his pants that I stole borrowed.

Me: I hate to be the one to tell you this, honey, but... I'm not really a hoochie mama.
James: I don't even know what that word means.

Comments

[kth-dragon.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[pearl-and-rose.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this reminds me of my friends Ann and Shawn. Shawn always stole Ann's belts, and pants, which is pretty damn funny. I think HE'S a hoochie mama.

Could you send me your snail mail address? I have shoes and a lip gloss for you.

[skellington.livejournal.com]

I'd never heard the term until it was in a Tori Amos song recently..

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Aw, bless his little innocent mind. ::pats James on the head::