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CNN.com is reporting something about Tom Cruise and blahblahblah, I don't give a shit. There is something about the Cruise Media Circus that is amusing me enough to point out to the rest of you, though.

Here's the photo of Mr. Top Gun himself emblazoned at the top of CNN.com:




Now who is Mr. Cruise trying to look like now?




So Tom, does this mean it's time for some soccer practice?

Date: 2006-11-02 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wurmwyd.livejournal.com
Hi there!

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of:


Date: 2006-11-02 11:35 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-11-02 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritchaser1.livejournal.com
*SNERK*

Well, he's already holding his hands to show how long he wants his man. ;)

OMG YES

Date: 2006-11-02 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thermidor.livejournal.com
He's a dirty frat boy, in a dirty locker room...

Date: 2006-11-02 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dslartoo.livejournal.com
Oh hell yes.

Better watch out, though, he'll sue us for even thinking it. But the dude is TOTALLY looking for some soccer practice.

cheers,
Phil

Date: 2006-11-02 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leopard-print.livejournal.com
KELLY YOU BITCH!

I just snorted milk up my nose from laughing.

Date: 2006-11-02 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notgruntled.livejournal.com
Am I the only person who thinks that Tom Cruise was trying to look like Tom Cruise?

He had a Color of Money/Risky Business smartass vibe going on. He's a 40-something trying to recapture his youth, and like most people who try that, he looks like a dork. Admittedly, a dork who's sleeping with Katie Holmes and used to sleep with Nicole Kidman and ... oh, damnit.

Date: 2006-11-03 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zitronenhai.livejournal.com
Ha! Ha ha ha!

Tom Cruise got dumped by Paramount, so he's bringing United Artists back from the dead - five bucks says he caters to $cieno actors, writers and directors - Juliette Lewis, John Travolta, maybe even Priscilla Presley will come out of retirement.

He is a self-parody. Poor, stupid Katie.

Date: 2006-11-04 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerel.livejournal.com
Your icon makes me giggle insanely. :)

Date: 2006-11-03 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
I don't know who he's TRYING to look like, but he looks like exactly what he is.

An IDIOT with a BIG EGO. (which probably is the result of other shortcomings.)

Date: 2006-11-03 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mojomuze.livejournal.com
And here I thought maybe he was trying to look like the Olsen twins. Oh well.

Date: 2006-11-07 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-black-cat.livejournal.com
No but if the current trend continues he might end up sleeping with them.

Date: 2006-11-07 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com
I think they're a little old for him now. Now, Dakota Fanning...

(Hey Michael, how much did you like this post? ;) )

Date: 2006-11-03 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikepage.livejournal.com
IMO he looks like a greasy-cocked televangelist...but far-be-it from me to speculate upon which side Mr.Cruise butters his proverbial bread.

Date: 2006-11-05 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkeffigy.livejournal.com
Is kicking someone out of the closet an option?

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