kellinator | In lieu of actual Studio 60 commentary...

Questions I'd like to ask Aaron Sorkin:

So if Harriet's from Michigan, how come she's a Southern Baptist?
Have you ever actually met any Christians besides Kristin Chenoweth?
Speaking of, when is she going to get around to suing your ass?
How did you ever get her to date your pompous ass in the first place anyway?
Do you really think cocaine is less dangerous than alcohol?
Are you back on the blow? Because you won't shut up about it.
When exactly did you start believing your own hype?
Did you realize there's a difference between witty and funny?
Isn't it a little hypocritical of you to attack reality TV when you're mining so much of your work from your own life (and your ex-girlfriend)?
Do you have any idea how ridiculous your obviously-referring-to-yourself-and-your-brilliance-and-doing-a-drama-set-at-the-UN dialogue sounds?
Why does my fiance inexplicably love your smug, irritating, pretentious show?