It's way too early in the fucking morning to need a drink.

[kellinator]

Thanks to karnythia, I now know that Bill O'Reilly and Fox News repeatedly mislabeled Mark Foley a Democrat. Can't we file a class-action lawsuit to make them accurately label themselves Fox Propaganda?

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[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

Uh. Well. There! You sure put me in my place! Oh my stars and whiskers, I now see the error of my ways and shall be forthwith making much MORE of an effort to be just like you!

No, not really.

I've seen you around. I've never, ever seen you say anything that wasn't thoroughly fatuous and asinine. And know what else? You're a common, petty little bully with a little issue with compensatory narcissism.

Regardless of your pathology, I just don't like bullies, especially ones who metaphorically walk into someone's living room and shit all over the carpet, which is precisely what you have done here.

However, like all bullies of your type, not only are you really rather stupid and inadequate (however you may try to compensate, as noted), you're also highly predictable. Having watched you in the past, I had a pretty good idea that you would juuust not be able to resist replying to me, and I also had a pretty good idea what exactly kind of thing you'd say in response to me. I wish I'd made a bet with myself, really.

As far as I'm concerned, engaging with you is the equivalent of poking a stick into fire ant hill, right down to the predictable result. It's mildly amusing mindless fun, and has no emotional pull for me, other than the fact that you *are* a bully, and someone ought to pour a little Ortho on your sorry ass every now and then.

Dumb twat.

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

It's cute that you think you know how to throw around psychological terms correctly, but you're wrong. Being that I have my degree in psychology as well as an intricate familiarity of myself and my strengths and weaknesses, I have the ability to say that you're way off base. I have no abnormal pathology, dysfunction, phobia or any problem that would fall within any terms of diagnosis according to the DSM IV. I am quite condescending, however. Which you make terribly easy because you're so very, very low...doesn't take much.

Perhaps you knew I would reply (although, such things are awfully easy to say after the fact), but what would it say about you that you were baiting me in an attempt to provoke me and my biting temper?

Yeah. Go play in a sandbox with monkeys...you'll be much more on your level then.

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

I ought to feel guilty over pointing and laughing at you ("OMG! Like I have a degree!") but you just...you just...

Oh, go on with your bad self, whatever would we do without you? Clearly you're that horrible warning we need so much since you couldn't be a good example.

Yes. Just think: YOU'RE PROTESTING TOO MUCH TO SOMEONE WHO HAS ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE FOR OR ABOUT YOU.

I think it's safe to say you're a little pathological.

what would it say about you that you were baiting me in an attempt to provoke me and my biting temper? That was a bite? This really is the best you can do? I'd say what it says is, AS I SAID, [a] I don't like bullies and [b] it was like poking a stick in a fire ant hill. Because you really are pretty funny to watch.

"OMG! I'm like so confident! Look at me! I'm a rich white girl! I have like an education! And shoes!"

Well, now I know who I'm dressing as for Hallowe'en!

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

Oh...and...

Go play in a sandbox with monkeys...you'll be much more on your level then.

Oooh! I don't make monkeys! I train them! I know you are but what am Iiiii?

Really, this is the best you can do, innit?

It's like freakin' Nickolaus or something...