because I feel like starting a riot in the comments

[kellinator]

Note: I have never read Harlan Ellison nor Connie Willis (and you can't make me feel guilty about it, so don't bother) and therefore I have no dog in this fight. But I just couldn't resist.

[Poll #810313]

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[lyneidas.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer a verrry sweet sympathetic look, followed by a slightly too-loud whisper of "Would you like a moment to get your medication before we continue with the ceremony?"