because I feel like starting a riot in the comments

[kellinator]

Note: I have never read Harlan Ellison nor Connie Willis (and you can't make me feel guilty about it, so don't bother) and therefore I have no dog in this fight. But I just couldn't resist.

[Poll #810313]

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[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I'd probably, in addition to slapping him say, "Hey. Those are privilege only." And then, "Hey! I am sick and tired of this motherfuckin' snake on this motherfuckin' stage!"