because I feel like starting a riot in the comments

[kellinator]

Note: I have never read Harlan Ellison nor Connie Willis (and you can't make me feel guilty about it, so don't bother) and therefore I have no dog in this fight. But I just couldn't resist.

[Poll #810313]

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, at least that means two fewer people who might cut off his nutsack.

I don't know. A grab for the package might even the score. Adding a little twist might teach him a lesson...

For all we can tell, he's sincerely sorry there's a controversy about it.

At that age, unless he can plea brain death, that's just not accidental.