Good grief, my cat is stupid.

[kellinator]

First of all, Heidi wants you all to know that she is Not Amused that her picture is being used for this post. However, I do not currently have a Katie icon. helichrysm and I finally figured out the reason for Katie's unbelievable cuteness: she has a tiny head and huge eyes, for that Anime Kitty effect. Unfortunately, she always squints when the flash on my camera goes off and therefore the adorable is lost.

Also, Katie chews on damn near everything. Including my glasses and James' glasses as well.

So James calls me today.

Me: Hey sweetie, how are you?
James: Umm... your cat is in the living room chewing on something that looks suspiciously like your contraceptive.

Luckily the contraceptive in question was an old NuvaRing that I had actually thought to myself "wow, I bet Katie would have a ball with this" and then in a moment of complete idiocy, left in the tub. Once we ascertained that we had no reason to panic on the birth control front, we laughed for about five minutes.

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

*collapses into hysterical laughter*

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

"Your cat is chewing on your contraceptive."

a) That should go on a t-shirt.
b) There's a couple of metaphors in there that I am -NOT- touching.

*toddles off to rinse mind with bleach*

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll go where Kelvinator feared to tread: Your pussy eats contraceptives.

But good call on the cat toy prospects. You know, some pet toy manufacturer makes bogus plastic tabs that look just like the ones you might liberate from a plastic milk carton cap. Maybe you should pitch an idea to pet toy companies to make little gadgets that look like contraceptives. I can see bright colored Nuva Rings and faux condom wrappers, available for the low price of 1.95 each at Petsmut Petsmart!

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Your pussy eats contraceptives.

Change that to "My pussy eats contraceptives" - and you have the making of a kewl new icon!

[spikepage.livejournal.com]

Forgive my ignorance.... but WTF is a nuva ring?

I am imagining the various varieties of contraceptive and what they look like..and cannot for the life of me think of other household items that resemble any of them...with the possible exception of sausage casings..but .. *cough* ..I will digress..as I often do.

BAD BAD PUSSYCAT!

(Dur-dee-durrrr... I made an innuendo!)

[spudmanson.livejournal.com]

It's exactly what it sounds like.

Remember back in the 80's we used to have those really awesome jelly bracelets that were filled with glitter and water and they were kinda floppy, just enough so that they were malliable?

Put it in your *censored* and coat it with hormones and it's a contraceptive.

Welcome to sex ed- I am your instructor. Who wants to try it first?

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

One of the best kitty stories ever!

(The contraceptives are inside the ring, not the outside. The plastic is permeable. And it's the best b.c. out there, imo. Not that anyone really cares about any of that.)

[spudmanson.livejournal.com]

ah, ok thanks for clearing that up =)

[copykitty.livejournal.com]

*laughs hard*

thanks, I needed that!

[pinkeffigy.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

Given that I use the damned thing, too. I'm going to LOL and say EWWWW at the same time.

This thing is a pain in the ... um...ass... to get in and out. Not that I'm putting it in my ass. But I just don't want to be this familiar with my internal side.