I need a +8 dex item just to keep me from accidentally killing myself

[kellinator]

In the latest installment of "How the hell did you manage to do that, Kelly?!":

At work, I was sitting in my rolly chair and decided to pick up a couple of books lying on the floor. Somehow, I managed to lose my balance and, almost in slow-motion, the chair toppled over. I hit my butt and bent my neck on the way down, then sprawled on the floor for a moment reflecting on how lucky I felt to have not snapped my neck.

Oh, and this made a horrific crash that brought my boss running. The insult-to-injury part, as I had to attempt to explain what happened. Luckily, I think he's used to me tripping over my own feet by now.

I should have an awesome bruise on my ass. NO, I will not post pictures of it.

Oh, and I followed all this with the Great Printer Malfunction of Monday. Dammit, it's been Monday all daaaaaaaaaaay.

Comments

[raistlinbrown.livejournal.com]

I once ran down my dorm room stairs so fast (in an effort to check scores on ESPN) that my torso got ahead of my feet thus sending me into a full somersault down an entire flight and landing me flat on my back. The stairs were made of concrete, and I was very lucky to get out with just some scrapes on my back. My friend came around the corner to see me lying on the ground and laughing hysterically at myself.