Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[kellinator]

I just made the mistake of checking at the DC website to see what's coming up next in Gotham Central and saw the synopsis for #39. Jim Corrigan, the corrupt CSI tech, kills a hero in the line of duty... and judging by the fact that the cover features a shattered Renee Montoya being restrained by Driver and Josie Mac, you know what that means. RIP Crispus Allen. I tried to deny the evidence, but I'm just not that willfully ignorant.

My favorite partner pairing in Gotham Central, possibly my favorite cop pairing ever, is ending. This will only make sense to the Homicide fans, but Allen and Montoya are what Pembleton and Bayliss would have been if Frank hadn't been a dick and Tim hadn't been a wuss.

*inconsolable weeping*

I'm now working through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief...

Denial: "It CAN'T be Allen. Pleasepleaseplease don't let it be Allen. It just CAN'T be Allen."
Anger: "Didn't you hear me, Greg Rucka? It CAN'T be Allen!! How dare you!! YOU TOLD ME YOURSELF THAT HE'S PEMBLETON!!"
Bargaining: "You can't do this! If you do Gotham Central will be all about Driver and his shift and nobody gives a shit about them anyway! Kill one of them, nobody cares about them in the first place!"
Depression: "Dammit, if you do this I'll stop reading Gotham Central because like I said, nobody gives a a shit about the other shift. How can you do this to Cris? He's got a wife and kids! How can you do this to Renee? Is there any possible suck-ass event that hasn't happened to Renee during the run of this comic?!"
Acceptance: "This still sucks ass and you're going to regret it, but if it means that Cris Allen is going to be the new Spectre, well, I suppose we can suffer you to live. Don't be surprised when Gotham Central goes down the toilet though."

So anyway, here I am at my desk, not getting any work done because I'm Googling for any information I can find and literally blinking back the tears over a person who doesn't even exist. And that, my friends, is art. If you can make me cry over someone who doesn't even exist, you have done a rare and wonderful thing.

But I'm STILL pissed.

Comments

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Starfire was around in the comics since about 1980, actually -- though over at Marvel, Firestar jumped from the "Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends" cartoon into the X-Men comics several years after her TV debut.

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was about to say that the first time I ever saw Starfire was in an early eighties Marvel/DC crossover... I was having one heck of a time trying to remember a late seventies/early eighties cartoon that she had been in... :)

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Starfire showed up in "DC Comics Presents" #26, which featured an eight-page preview of "New Teen Titans" #1 -- which came out a month or two later. She was one of the regulars in that series and its successor (which had the same name -- long story), which combined ran for probably 15 years.

"New Teen Titans" was one of the top-selling books of the 1980s, on par with the X-Men -- though its sales dropped after artist George Perez left the book, Marv Wolfman's writing took a progressively darker turn and Marvel started doing 17,000 X-Men books a month.

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Hee, the crossover that I was talking about was Uncanny X-Men/New Teen Titans. It was fun. I kept waiting for Kitty Pryde to phase through Cyborg, but can't remember for sure if she did or not.

Poor Jean Grey. She may have gotten more "Dance, monkey, DANCE!!!" treatment than any other character in the Marvel universe...

But 17,000 X-Men books a month? That estimate seems a bit conservative.