Dance, monkeys!

[kellinator]

Hey, who remembers Miss Muffy and the Muff Mob?

"What that bitch needs is an intervention."

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[thegreyman.livejournal.com]

WWWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Christine introduced me to them and I recently found all of them for download. Got all those fuckers burned to CD now for posterity.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Some late-night host said it best when he said "Hey Tom, if you're looking to quell those 'gay' rumors, hanging out with someone who claims to be the only 26-year-old virgin in Hollywood probably ain't gonna do it..."

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Eeek!

*envisions a young Katie Holmes in her bedroom, dreamily gazing at her Cruise poster.*

"Someday, I'm going to divorce that man."

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

Never mind, they said it already. What does it say that I just felt nauseated seeing that? Cynical? Grown-up? Inductee into the temple of snark?

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Because, really, fairytale proposals in FRANCE in front of the EIFFEL FREAKING TOWER in no way smacks of the utter "LOOK! LOOK! I'm straight! Our love is magical! MAGICAL, I TELL YOU" desperation that you've been using to pimp your phoney relationship, Tommy...

[whorlwind.livejournal.com]

anytime tom cruise's questionable sexuality comes up I just picture him at his scientology meets mumbling "keep-it-together-keep-it-together-keep-it-together"
which only makes sense if you've seen bowfinger.. which errr, I'm probably the only one who's seen, so nevermind I guess. :D

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, suckers!

[raistlinbrown.livejournal.com]

Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

*glaugrg*

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

TOT (totally off-topic)

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

Since you seem in dire need of new *squeee!* entertainment, have you seen Firefly yet? Cuz we's having full showing to get everyone hooked lately and it occurs to me that IF you had seen it you SURE as hell would have gotten hooked and been mentioning it. Girly, get with the Browncoats!

Seriously, we're gonna have to get you and the Mikester over here (possibly with my brother and his wife and Christina and Dustin and Séan) to watch it. Then you can be a crazy fangirl like me and The Lady.

[jennay138.livejournal.com]

Kelly:

Any chance you've used those vibes yet? I need to know how they were. Thanks.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Just sent it! :)