Why don't they give me the reality shows I really want?

[kellinator]

After seeing Britney and Kevin: Chaotic last night (and being rather disappointed, even with the trashy wedding dress where you could totally see Britney's white-trash ass, because I was really expecting Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire), I'd like to suggest a truly entertaining celebrity reality TV show:

Hangin' with Dr. Buss!

Jerry Buss, to the guy shining his shoes: After you finish with that, make me another martini, Jeeves.

Guy, gritting his teeth: I told you my name is Mitch. Mitch Kupchak.

Jerry Buss: That's nice, Jeeves. You missed a spot.

Jeannie Buss: Daddy, can I have a pony? Daddy, can my boyfriend coach the Lakers?

Jerry Buss: Hold on, let me ask Kobe. (He turns to a purple-and-gold altar covered with jerseys, trophies, and a Kobe Bryant bobblehead.) Kobe, can Phil come coach? (He thwaps the table and waits to see which way the bobblehead bobs...)

Comments

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

I have decided that Phil Jackson has hatched a secret plot to coach the Lakers, marry Jeannie Buss, take over ownership of the team and then trade Kobe to the Hawks. Then he'd be "rich, beootch!" and on the beach Zen mastering his own team while Kobe sweats and fumes in the Georgia humidity.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

DUDE. You RULE.

[copycatjsh.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahahahaha! i'd love to see kobe try to survive in atlanta. Maybe they'll trade the #2 pick for him!

[raistlinbrown.livejournal.com]

It's difficult to fathom Kobe's letting bygones be bygones after what Phil wrote about him. All the while Shaq is just grinning. There's some crazy crap on the horizon for this situation.

[alison-says.livejournal.com]

Speaking of really bad (no, really really bad) reality t.v. have you seen The Littlest Groom? They have a little person (a.k.a. midget) man acting basically as the bachelor. I was transfixed for a few minutes just by the pure bad taste. Anyway . . .

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

Sadly you waited until the finale to watch. The other four episodes were totally trashtactic. But wait--never fear! You'll have a chance to catch them in reruns on MTV.