Come again?

[kellinator]

Last night during the Mother's Day phone call, my mother asked, "Are you coming to see us soon?"

Ummmm... sure. Just let me pull a car out of my ass...

Has she forgotten the entire past week of broken-down car drama? Right now I can't drive it across town, let alone on a 600-mile round trip...

Comments

[hugs.livejournal.com]

wow! you have a car in your ass? that's great!!! I want to see that trick!!

[football-swan.livejournal.com]

I used to get that - even when living in the same county. I finally said "It's the same distance from there to here as it is from here to there."

[spikepage.livejournal.com]

Yep..I get that too.

"Gee gosh Mamma I'd LOVE to..but it's a long fucking walk. Why don't you drive halfway and meet me at the county line. That way you could save on gas!"

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

Talk about rental car rates. Encourage gifting of money for said rental car.

[dawneywawney.livejournal.com]

If Kelly's mom is anything like mine, I'd rather walk than ask for anything from her. It's a whole different level of hell.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Aside from the car issue, uh, yeah mom, I'm just burning with desire to drive 4 hours so I can be endlessly criticized in person!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Being able to pull a car out of your ass would be quite a super power.

As long as you didn't have to feel it, that is.