We are so screwed.

[kellinator]

George Lucas is describing Revenge of the Sith as "Titanic in space."

I already want my nine bucks back, and I haven't even spent it yet.

(using this icon because Peter Jackson pwns George Lucas)

Comments

[teague.livejournal.com]

One night dprescott and I were chatting on Yahoo, and the subject of the latest Star Wars, and LotR came up, and I came up with a theory of a most insidious nature. See...anyone who's looked into what Peter Jackson was doing *befor* LotR knows that the last thing you could call him was A list. I mean...The Frighteners? Oh, my God...Meet the Feebles. And suddenly someone is throwing millions of dollars at him to make this epic movie, with great actors and lush settings. How does the creator of Dead Alive, arguably one of the most horrible horror movies in the world, get *that*? At first we posed that he had truely sold his soul to Satan...But no. Here it is. George Lucas didn't want to finish Star Wars. He *wanted* to create this epic movie that would be greater in most every way from his first Trilogy. Wanted it badly enough that even if he was never known for it, he'd be happy. So he found this basicly no name director with a mediocre experience and offers him the chance of a lifetime. Yes, friends and neighbors, Lucas body switched with Peter Jackson. It's the only explaination that makes any sense. Jackson is creating the new Star Wars episodes, and Lucas is proud that people are saying how great LotR is.

[raistlinbrown.livejournal.com]

I like that theory. :- )

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

How does the creator of Dead Alive, arguably one of the most horrible horror movies in the world,

Are you fucking high?

-hx

[teague.livejournal.com]

No, I'm fucking Brian, my husband.

Come oooon! Come ooon! Dead Alive was hilarious because it was sooo bad. Just like the original Evil Dead movies.

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Then you're BOTH insane. Dead Alive was goddamn wonderful.

-HX