"Everybody knows/ The world is full of stupid people..."

[kellinator]

Today's latest thing to piss me off:

There are four toilets in the restroom on the floor I work on at the Library of the Damned.

Two have piss on the seat.
One is clogged.
One is full of shit.

I say if you are not intelligent enough to clean up your own fucking mess in the bathroom, you should not be in a (supposed) top-20 law school.

But what the fuck do I know? I'm just someone who doesn't think other people should have to look at my poop.

Comments

[christine9600.livejournal.com]

Um. Ew. Yeah. Ew.

What's your email addy? I have a request to axe of you.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Send it to kellinator @ livejournal .

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

Why did this make me think of turds in the punchbowl?

I didn't break the bathroom -- I've only just recovered from the Flu of Doom

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

1) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2) Hey! Refreshments reference!
3) And again, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
4) If it would help take your mind off of the literal shit, I can tell you all about the metaphorical shit being pulled by the Ex-Boyfriend That You Don't Know, and you can help me be viciously snarky about it ...

and finally

5) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

so meet me at the mission at midnight

[taoskye.livejournal.com]

we'll divy up there. :insert cool guitar riff:

Re: I didn't break the bathroom -- I only just recovered from the Flu of Doom

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yes! Tell me about the metaphorical shit and I will help you snark!

(He's STILL at it? Dumbass.)

[blondeheroine.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that people who do that shit shouldn't be allowed out of their own house. But again - what the fuck do I know, either?

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

You know what you guys need for bathroom cleaning? A flamethrower.

I'm serious. Go in there and just open up on the damn stalls.

Maybe even when there are law students in there. It's not like anyone would miss them.

[teague.livejournal.com]

heeheehee *snicker!*

That reminds me of the joke about "Why are labs doing experiments on lawyers?"

Because the lab techs don't get as attached to lawyers as rats.

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

Yuck, yuck, yuck!!!!

[breakableheart.livejournal.com]

Poop is good! Go, Baby, Go!

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

They have communities for you, Kelly. :)

[spikepage.livejournal.com]

Ewww.. reminds me of when I was a stock-girl at K-mart. I had to clean bathrooms from time to time, and those nasty fat women who would come and "hover" over the seat (for fear of catching germs) and would shit all over the seat...ugh.. they should be lined up and either systematically executed..or perhaps just be forced to sit down in somebody else's dooky.