Lest you think I was getting all warm and cuddly...

[kellinator]

No sooner did I make that last post than one of the pains in my ass from a local law firm calls wanting something. Buddha H. Sweatpants. Don't these people ever clue in?

I wonder if I could get away with leaving the following voicemail while I'm away for the holidays:

"Hello, you have reached the office of Kellinator Jones. I'm away for the holidays, why aren't you? Please hang up the phone and go hug your kid. If you are from a local law firm and want something RIGHT THIS MINUTE, please hang up the phone and go fuck yourself."

Comments

[teague.livejournal.com]

Hey, Kell..I gots a question. What is the user name of the chica you were hanging around with during Dragon? The one who writes romance novels? I'd like to show her my little story bit, and ask if it's the sort of thing they might like. I seriously gave the writing romance stories for money a think, and if I can make money without having to stand on my feet on hard concrete thanking people for buying stuff, I will.

[vernard.livejournal.com]

her LJ name is reannon and her real name is Elizabeth Doandlson. she has a yahoo group.