I've been a bad, bad Kel...

[kellinator]

Do you ever just have the urge to stir up shit?

Right now I'm debating posting a bunch of snarky comments anonymously addressed -- but since it's LJ, you will all no doubt figure out who I'm talking about. Heh. I could even make a guessing game out of it.

Even though a lot of people deny it, drama is one of the pulls of LJ. It's a bit of a big ol' soap opera, whether you're the star diva or a bit player. When the Drama Llamas come out, I try to keep a low profile. But sometimes the urge to call bullshit is just overwhelming.

I probably won't. But I could, and frankly, I like the thought.

Comments

[deza.livejournal.com]

Find a safe community and let the snark out, sistah!

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Snark away, my Queen!

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

You can snark at me, I'm kinda getting used to being an LJ snark-target.

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

When I saw this, the following lines ran through my brain and I had to sing it out:
"If you change your mind/I'm the first in line/Honey I'm still free/take a snark at me." I had an ABBA moment.

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

I feel honored. I don't think I've ever been the subject of an ABBA moment.

[dpaul007.livejournal.com]

You get 5,000 Doug Points for the ABBA reference.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Can you hear the snark, Fernando? :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That bitch sempereadem!! Did you know she has a BIG GAY DOG? And she knits all the time!!

*sigh*

Sorry, hon. It's just not the same when people don't deserve it.

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

[bast2.livejournal.com]

we need a little drama from time to time. do it.

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

Snarks away!

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

Yeah I do that all the time under the heading "To whom it may concern" usually it's just stuff that I think needs to be said.

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

OK. Enjoy the thought. But resist. You don't need to shoot that fish in a barrel. Really. Not today. BTW, I think I am ready for my Bitch, Please! icon, even if I took the snark-free pledge less than a month ago (and have already fallen off the wagon more times than a Bush twin at a hotel with a mini-fridge).

[jerel.livejournal.com]

and have already fallen off the wagon more times than a Bush twin at a hotel with a mini-fridge.

That is a great metaphor!!! ::gives out a gold star::

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

A gold star! ::bowing:: I'd like to thank all the Little People who made it possible, but I am currently too tired and brain dead to remember them all. Just try ruling the world sometime...

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

Snark away, but let us know your target. :D (pronounced "tar-jhay")

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

Did you see this yet?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/653213.html

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Lumiere has cancer of the butt?? Guess he HAS been burning at both ends ...

[dwivian]

Just make sure you are somewhat harsh at me, since I'm obviously a supporter for Falwell/Robinson in 2008...

::duck, run, hide::

[buzz.livejournal.com]

I say this target needs to be hit with some "Shock and Awe" snarking so they're put in their place.

But then again, you probably expected me to say that.

[kai-ta-loipa.livejournal.com]

Go for it! There has been a severe lack of LJ drama lately -- it is your destiny to fill that void.

btw, your default icon is groovy.

[azurelunatic]

The last month or so has been relatively peaceful, writing aside. Peaceful is good.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, go for it. You know it's well deserved.

And I'm sure the person in question will respond with something akin to that old Boy George song.

*sing* Do you really want to snark me? Do you really want to make me whiiiine?!