Mmmmmm, snarky guys with hot brains...

[kellinator]

I was watching the Daily Show last night while Jon Stewart was calling Darth Cheney on some of his falsehoods in the debate and suddenly I noticed just how pissed he looked. Like he wanted to reach out and bitchslap Cheney. (Heh, I guess that really would be a dicksmack.) It was such a refreshing change from the plastic lack of reaction of the anchors on the "real" news shows. And right about then I noticed that I was really turned on. And that was when I realized that I have a new favorite lust object. I'm thinking about taking "sex with Alan Rickman" off my interest list and changing it to "sex with Jon Stewart." Mmmmmmm. Want to have his geeky little babies...

Comments

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

You've been a naughty girl, now go up to my room! :)

[wolvy]

Oh honey, I've been wanting Jon Stewarts babies for years now!

Welcome to teh hottness! :D

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

you get my email back?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

why not change the interest to a "threesome with Alan Rickman and Jon Stewart"?

[misanthropist.livejournal.com]

Aren't the news anchors supposed to try and at least look objective?

I mean, it would be funny if they didn't. But still

[pokeyturtle.livejournal.com]

sure, and ain't it nice to have a break from that once in a while?

jon stewart's show is one of the reasons i might ever want to have a television. and only if i could get his and a very few other shows and not be paying fifty bucks a month for the privilege.

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

Several of my friends and I have been hot for Jon Stewart for quite some time, now. Welcome to a distinguished and discerning club of women with clearly impeccable taste. Nice to meet you. :)

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

I have the lust for Jon Stewart as well. :)

[chicating.livejournal.com]

You know, I'll bet most Munch women do...not that I've conducted a true survey, but... similar appeal, yes?
Oh, now, I'll write an essay or something. Watch.

[relevantpink.livejournal.com]

Yep, Jon Stewart is definitely hot! His brains and his funny work real good! ~_^

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

Jon Stewart is freakishly hot. I so don't understand people who are into guys not being into him.
Yummyyummyyummy.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Hey, if we're going to be spanking Kelly, I want to be there too!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

They do a pisspoor job of it as it is. Try watching CNN sometime.

I would suggest also trying FOX, but I don't think anyone with a brain has a strong enough stomach.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Well, he was voted one of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful a few years back.

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

No, that ruby red butt is all mine. Muhahahahahaha!!!!

*Thwap!*

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwww.

[misanthropist.livejournal.com]

Jon Stewart is phenomenal, but I don't think anchors should take their cues from him, by and large.

[crowyhead.livejournal.com]

I've thought he was hot ever since "The Jon Stewart Show." *sigh* I'm glad other people agree with me.

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

go to your local magazine distributor and pick up the latest rolling stone. theres an article/interview thing with Jon Stewart and I spent a good long time reading it instead of doing myjob at work today

[orfeo517.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't have his babies, but if there's one thing that'll make me break down and get cable, it's Jon Stewart. I check the Comedy Central website every day to see if they've added any Daily Show clips.