kellinator | Overheard at the University of the Damned

My co-workers and I had to go to get our campus IDs replaced today at lunchtime. We were standing there waiting while an extremely stereotypical undergrad was babbling to her friends about why she just couldn't be bothered to go to her math class which is boring because she doesn't understand what's going on:

"That's like fifty minutes out of my life when I could be napping or eating!"

We just stared at each other in shocked horror as the ~~student~~ whatever you are when you're in college but don't actually study anything started sharing with the entire room that she was wearing Superman underwear.