With friends like these...

[kellinator]

So my phone rings:

alanator: Wanna get drunk and watch the Republicans?
kellinator: [pause for dramatic effect] NO. Not just no, but heellll no. [For those of you who haven't heard me speak, pronounced hay-elll. Note the two syllables. Southern girls know how to swear.]
alanator: What, don't you like getting drunk?
kellinator: I like getting drunk, and I love hanging out with you. But THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD.

Comments

[jphthebachelor.livejournal.com]

For me, it's not that there's not enough booze, the problem is, I like my TV. I don't want to have to replace it, which I would, because about 5 minutes into any republican speech I start throwing heavy objects!
Oh, and tonight the roll out the one-two punch of people I hate: Halliburton employee of the decade Dick Cheney and Zell "Please, call me Benedict. Mr. Arnold is just to formal" Miller.