I can't grant your wishes, but I can sure as hell snark.

[kellinator]

Last night I was on the phone with vernard and I started bitching because I don't have a costume yet for albumlady's party, and he was like "That's easy. Put on The Corset, put on some wings and come as the Snark Fairy."

It's so perfect I'm pissed I didn't think of it first.

So... Your input requestd. What sort of accessories does the Snark Fairy need? Tiara's a given. I've got a lovely circlet of green roses that some of you have seen, which sadly needs the elastic replaced or something before it breaks, or another copper circlet. A wand's also essential, as deza points out -- or maybe a Snark Stick to whap people with. More?

And for those of you who have seen me lately, should I make sure I get a haircut first?

EDIT: celeloriel says flowers aren't snarky. But I wuv my circlet... Other suggestions?

Comments

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I've got just the shoes. They're Mary Janes with big chunky heels!

The costume definitely needs some sort of Munch tribute... and a fedora would be wicked fun to pose with... Might clash with the tiara though.

[bossieboots.livejournal.com]

Oh, perfect shoes.

Wear the tiara OVER the fedora for a phun pheminine pheel.

[madshrubbery.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if Madonna can slap a tiara on a cowboy hat, why can't someone put a tiara on a fedora?!

You could use a pair of rhinestone sunglasses, as well.

[laurel714.livejournal.com]

I would have suggested thigh-high "fuck-me" boots and a riding crop for a wand. But that's just my version of kink...