I can't grant your wishes, but I can sure as hell snark.

[kellinator]

Last night I was on the phone with vernard and I started bitching because I don't have a costume yet for albumlady's party, and he was like "That's easy. Put on The Corset, put on some wings and come as the Snark Fairy."

It's so perfect I'm pissed I didn't think of it first.

So... Your input requestd. What sort of accessories does the Snark Fairy need? Tiara's a given. I've got a lovely circlet of green roses that some of you have seen, which sadly needs the elastic replaced or something before it breaks, or another copper circlet. A wand's also essential, as deza points out -- or maybe a Snark Stick to whap people with. More?

And for those of you who have seen me lately, should I make sure I get a haircut first?

EDIT: celeloriel says flowers aren't snarky. But I wuv my circlet... Other suggestions?

Comments

[celeloriel.livejournal.com]

Just get your hair done for the party.

And the snark stick is a WAY better idea than any pissant wand. Could you stick Sharkey on it temporarily?

Don't do flowers. The Snark Fairy is not amused by your flowers.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

But the circlet is so pretty!!

[winterbadger]

Agreed. I think the Snark Fairy needs the sort of faux diamond tiara that suggests conquest and subjugation of innumerable bitchy homecoming queens. :-)