I can't grant your wishes, but I can sure as hell snark.

[kellinator]

Last night I was on the phone with vernard and I started bitching because I don't have a costume yet for albumlady's party, and he was like "That's easy. Put on The Corset, put on some wings and come as the Snark Fairy."

It's so perfect I'm pissed I didn't think of it first.

So... Your input requestd. What sort of accessories does the Snark Fairy need? Tiara's a given. I've got a lovely circlet of green roses that some of you have seen, which sadly needs the elastic replaced or something before it breaks, or another copper circlet. A wand's also essential, as deza points out -- or maybe a Snark Stick to whap people with. More?

And for those of you who have seen me lately, should I make sure I get a haircut first?

EDIT: celeloriel says flowers aren't snarky. But I wuv my circlet... Other suggestions?

Comments

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Sculpey horns. Very very easy to make. I'd make 'em for ya, but I'm guessing the party is probably too soon to wait on me getting supplies and mailing you a set of horns. There is a link to instructions at the bottom of http://rosemilk.morgoth.com/wingsmain.html , which is a great wingmaking tutorial site.

Personally, I think you need special, snarky wings. There are instructions on that page for basic wing construction and instructions for fishnet wings... those could look cool with a corset...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

The party's in two weeks. Could you? I'd pay you. Mmmmmm ca$h!!

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Do you have my email address? We'll need to work out all sorts of fun details, like color, glitter vs. no glitter, size, shape, securing method... :)