Dire straits

[kellinator]

I've just realized how broke I am.

Does anyone have any ideas on how I can make ends meet? Does anyone need a tarot reading or a crocheted afghan? I won't do prostitution or snake handling, but anything else is fair game.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sigmund, just one of your anonymous readers who found you randomly. I sound like someone everyone knows, though. If my occasional comments ever get annoying, just let me know! I simply fancy myself a voice of reason and chime in when I see a bad idea posited (such as donating plasma/platlets).