Dire straits

[kellinator]

I've just realized how broke I am.

Does anyone have any ideas on how I can make ends meet? Does anyone need a tarot reading or a crocheted afghan? I won't do prostitution or snake handling, but anything else is fair game.

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[elvis-christ.livejournal.com]

Go to one of the fertility-treatment places and sell your eggs...they'll pay up to $5K, I think, if you pass the medical screen. You have more than you need, anyway...