Tell us what you really think, Kelly...

[kellinator]

As said on the phone to ariedana last night (and if you're really smart, you might even be able to figure out who I'm talking about):

"All the asshats go out to the woods and dance around in a circle, and then they bow down to him, for he is the King of the Asshats."

Comments

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Nope, that's correct. I have an entire list of other names, though...

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Yep, there are many asshats in this world, and the best way to identify them is their ability to not recognize the fact that they are one and you aren't.