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[kellinator]

Michael Jackson to father quadruplets

I'd make a snarky comment here, but it's just too easy.

Thanks to kelliecoo and amai_unmai for the disturbing news.

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[lula-fortune.livejournal.com]

Now he's going to have to find 4 differently colored blankets, so he can distinguish them from one another.

And I wonder if they will be called Blanket 2, 3, 4, and 5?

Okay, I'm feeling sick now. I think I'll stop.