Lemming lemming lemming!!

[kellinator]

This meme ganked from dwivian and thermidor, among others.

"Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead."

(And if you missed the real-memory meme last week, check it out here.)

Comments

[gina.livejournal.com]

Kelly, I'll always remember that time you and I got drunk and dyed your cat green. Good times.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

I remember the time that we sat around your living room eating popcorn and Krispy Kremes and glutting ourselves watching all three seasons of Homicide DVDs back to back and then they came to the door and asked us where the bodies were buried, and they were in the window seat, because everyone puts their bodies in the window seat. It's just more convenient that way.

[john666.livejournal.com]

Oh! The celebration we had in California after that game show WIN!

Then there is the time Himo said "Felicity, I'm bored . . ."

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Wow! Remember that time we robbed the Bank of Zurich? You you were so sexy, and you wore the same outfit you did when we pulled that jewelry heist in Lucerne, because they shot those episodes back to back for budgetary reasons even though they aired them eight weeks apart! That was awesome! And I got to punch Ian Ogilvy in the mouth!

[the-missy.livejournal.com]

I told you not to dig the grave so shallow, but you insisted. "They're always buried in a shallow grave," you said. My retort of "that's why they're always found, bonehead," fell on deaf ears.

OMG, but the look on your face at the trial? LOL! Priceless!

[daraflower.livejournal.com]

my favorite is the night we were real sad so we ate all this ice cream, and dyed each other's hair an unequivocable shade of purple, and lamented stupid boys for hours and hours.... and then we went to that dyke bar and found ourselves luscious girlfriends with whom we lived happily ever after. and they always remembered our birthdays, noticed every new haircut, and while holding our hands and offering reciprocal backrubs, they asked us each day, with genuine interest, "how was your day sweetie?" <3

[sertrel.livejournal.com]

If I was going to have a memory with you, I doubt we'd remember it, except for the shotglasses, bar owners suffering from PTSD, and empty bottles of tequila, rum, and vodka. =) And waking up in a jail cell for public foulmouthedness. Forget cursing like sailors, this is cursing like the entire fucking Navy and Marine Corps.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I am sooooooo going to hold you to that. ;)

[lonesomenumber1]

"No, let's not go investigate the strange noise," I said. "Haven't you ever seen a slasher flick?"

But you insisted. Dutch courage.

How fortunate that he was such a small axe-wielding homicidal maniac.

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

I remember that crazy summer weekend when your convertible broke down on US 441, and we had to hitchhike to the nearest town. Those Mexican wrestlers were very nice to give two gringas like us a ride...

[dwivian]

Do you remember that time you thought I destroyed the evidence? I knew that one day I'd need something, so I hid it here in this hollow behind the mantle bricks. I have it all, from the first plan to when you finally

:: ack, thump :L:

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you killed that homeless guy with a rubber mallet

ooh I just did this in someone else's lj

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

I surprised you by showing up at work and being snarky to rude students until you agreed to leave early and go be silly at a bar with me!

That's so hard, Kelly

[squiddna.livejournal.com]

Real memories are so good. I'm cracking up over the Jack of Diamonds now.

of course

[squiddna.livejournal.com]

That wasn't as good as the time we soaked all of Peter's clothes in corn syrup when we knew he didn't have any money left for laundry, and then released the angry hornets.