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[kellinator]

Can you imagine what would happen if we all started answering the question "How are you?" honestly? My gosh, it would be the breakdown of Western civilization.

I mean, think about it:

Boss: How are you?
You: Miserable. I hate my job, and I hate you too.

Mother: How are you?
You: Fucked in the head, and it's all your fault!!

Doctor: How are you?
You: I feel like shit. Why else would I be here, you idiot? How did you get through med school, Einstein?

So now that I've given you all eeevil ideas:

[Poll #269123]

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Re: How are you

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Not much can be done about it. Thank you for the hugs. The icon is very appropriate...

I usually try to tell people how I'm doing when they ask. For some reason, people expect thigns like that from me...