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Mar. 26th, 2004 03:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorCan you imagine what would happen if we all started answering the question "How are you?" honestly? My gosh, it would be the breakdown of Western civilization.
I mean, think about it:
Boss: How are you?
You: Miserable. I hate my job, and I hate you too.
Mother: How are you?
You: Fucked in the head, and it's all your fault!!
Doctor: How are you?
You: I feel like shit. Why else would I be here, you idiot? How did you get through med school, Einstein?
So now that I've given you all eeevil ideas:
[Poll #269123]
I mean, think about it:
Boss: How are you?
You: Miserable. I hate my job, and I hate you too.
Mother: How are you?
You: Fucked in the head, and it's all your fault!!
Doctor: How are you?
You: I feel like shit. Why else would I be here, you idiot? How did you get through med school, Einstein?
So now that I've given you all eeevil ideas:
[Poll #269123]
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Date: 2004-03-26 12:49 pm (UTC)You: I feel like shit.
Actually I do say that to my doctor ... "Well I'm here, so you do the math." But with a smile, he's a nice guy and a great doctor. (He has admitted he's trying to break himself of asking that question as he walks in the room too! hee!)