Proof that my bark is worse than my bite

[kellinator]

Wednesday night 10dimensions, alison_says, and I were going to raise some hell in Little Five Points while eaterofgodz was at a show. Woo-hoo, paint the town red, all that. You can't say that we don't talk a good game.

However, it turned out something like this:

Picture it. Sicily Wednesday, 11 pm. 10dimensions, alison_says, and kellinator are all slumped around a patio table at the Brewhouse. alison_says is drinking Diet Coke. kellinator is drinking water. 10dimensions has not yet noticed her margarita is on the table. alison_says is bitching at the waiter (but with Southern charm so it's not really as bad as it sounds).

alison_says: What do you mean you don't have dessert?
10dimensions (looking at margarita in surprise): How did that get here?
kellinator: The waiter brought it. You didn't see him?
10dimensions: No. Was that while we were talking about--?
alison_says: Yeah.
10dimensions: Oops.
kellinator: I'm sorry, guys. I feel like a party pooper, but I'm about to fall out here.
10dimensions: If I had a pillow I'd go to sleep right here.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

heh, I feel your pain. I can't seem to stay up past midnight anymore, for any reason....

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

...did you just make a Golden Girls joke?

...and should I be embarassed to admit that I got it?

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Yes: she did. And yes: we should.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

I must now commit ritualistic suicide in order to spare my ancestors any further shame.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Haha...you missed the part where Al put my coat over her head and fell asleep. The hood part was over her face, and she was sitting up, but her head kept nodding. So you have the point of the hood waving back and forth as she droops and then sits back up. Our waiter and I had fun watching it for a while as we chatted. ;)

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sounds like the most amazingly senile "Hell Night" of which I've ever heard (outside of Bubba Ho-Tep"). Do I have to come down and give lessons?

[alison-says.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just could *not* hold it together anymore. I wanted to stay awake, but all the caffeine in the world wouldn't have done it. In retrospect I'm glad they didn't have desert because I might have nodded off right into it!